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Easiest money you ever made?

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The easiest buck I ever made was in 1994. Before I tell you what the job was, let’s talk about easy money. I often see business coaches posing this question: “Do you feel guilty charging for work that feels easy?” They post it on Facebook and Twitter, offering to help people break through this so-called “money […]

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business, entrepre-nerd-ville, internet, money, wayback, writing

Ugly turkey, gratefulbragging and vaguesicking: 3 things I can do without seeing for a while.

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I love when a holiday’s over! That doesn’t mean I hate holidays, or hate turkey (I like it fine, especially the skin), or hate joy. I’m not a monster. What drains me is when everyone’s doing and saying the same things. I guess that’s the nature of tradition. Though, oy, does social media make it worse. Shame on me for not […]

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internet, rants, social media

I Was A Domain Name Junkie (Or, business name indecision, dreams of riches, and that night I bought a URL named after a Little House On The Prairie episode)

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I used to have a serious domain name addiction. Late at night was the most dangerous time. I’d get all these ideas that seemed better in the dark, when I was hopped up on my second bowl of Haagen Dazs Vanilla Bean. This was back in 2009 and 2010. My business was young. So was Facebook. […]

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business, copywriting, internet

How to type new copy into any website (and freak out your friends)

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 Ever wish you could: Edit the existing copy on your website…without messing up the existing copy on your website? Change the tagline on one of the Internet’s most visited websites? Just for kicks? Get a more constructive, healthy hobby? Kidding. If you’re writing web or sales copy – your own or anyone else’s – nothing could be smarter […]

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blogs and blogging, business, copywriting, internet, writing

Should I get off my high horse about grammar?

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Last week, I wrote a post on Facebook that I immediately wanted to delete. It was a clever little finger wag about grammar. I hate clever. I love dumb, I love funny, but clever is yuck. Clever is “Get it? Get it?” It’s a pursed-lip giggle with fanned fingers touched to pearls, in an “Oh […]

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blogs and blogging, copywriting, internet, language, pet peeves, writing

Never been on the internet? Meet your friend.

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Lately, I keep seeing commercials that show someone in front of a computer and say, in onscreen text graphics, “This is Alex. She’s never been on the internet.” If you haven’t seen these, you’ve probably already guessed the joke: “Alex” is a Kimodo dragon. Kidding. Alex is not a Kimodo dragon. Nor is she: A […]

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internet, my dad my dad

I’m insecure about my security questions.

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Don’t you hate answering those internet “password hint” security questions? Actually, you probably don’t. You probably think they’re easy. But I always find myself second guessing. For instance: Who was your favorite teacher? I can’t decide on just one, so I know I won’t remember which one I put down for my answer.  Was it […]

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childhood, internet, wayback

Cutting the MacBook strings

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Two months ago, my sister had a baby. But for all the time she spends feeding him, burping him, changing his diaper, putting him down or picking him up, I’m pretty sure I spend more time each day with my laptop. True, it lets me sleep through the night, with only an occasional 3am email […]

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internet, self-help-y stuff, work addiction, entrepreneurs, free time, internet, tech, twitter, work

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