I’m writing this from the window of my new apartment.
(Visual at end of postl.)
We’re on the second floor, which doesn’t sound all that glamorous and does have its drawbacks – I’m talking to you, blinding street lamp at eye level – but it offers some preemo people watching.
Douchebags shouting on cell phones, old people with shopping carts, hipster art school students with portfolios, joggers, pooping dogs, tourists dragging wheelie suitcases, the crazy guy who’s always yelling in front of the deli; I see them all.
Of course, that goes both ways. People are always looking in. I thought that would make me feel self-conscious, but instead it makes me feel powerful.
Because it’s my window.
I have every right to be looking out – but what are you doing looking up and in, Nosy Nosenstein? You’re busted! That’s right, look away in shame. Keep your eyes down on your iphone where they belong, and mind your own beeswax!
And that brings me to Marie Forleo’s B-School.
OK, here’s how:
Some people want to look inside my apartment, some want to look inside my business.
Why? I sleep till 9-ish. I have time to go to my House dance class in the middle of the day. I shower if and when I want. I have a steady stream of clients, and I make good money.
More than double what I did before I used the skills taught in B-School.
B-School is your chance to look inside the bag of tricks I’ve used to grow my business — from how I did my website to how I grew an email list, to how I attract the kind of clients I want and repel the ones I don’t (hint: not showering won’t do the trick).
So much better than staring at me from 13th Street.
The B-School cart is open now till March 4th. If you sign up through this link – and only this link, you get the best bonus around: a FREE Power Hour of 1-on-1 copy coaching with me (normally priced at $500).
Nothing comes in handier while you’re doing B-School than expert, personal help with your web copy. I know, because B-Schoolers email me all the time for help with theirs.
You can use my help for things like:
- brainstorming blog topics and genius titles
- putting personality into your About page
- figuring out your opt-in
- describing your products and services
- crafting a compelling sales page
- shooting the sh*t, if you’re lonely
- and more.
Already awesome at writing?
Even if you’re a world-class copywriter yourself, I’ll make your writing better.
In fact, I’m one of Marie Forleo’s greatest tools!
Wait, that didn’t come out right.
What I meant to say is, Marie is a copy rockstar, and she uses my services on a regular basis. I co-script every episode of Marie TV with her, and I helped her with the massively high-converting B-School campaign.
Here’s what you need to do to get your B-School bonus from Talking Shrimp:
1) Use this link to enroll:
If you already visited the site through another link, that’s ok – so long as you now use the link here to purchase B-School.
2) Forward your receipt to email@example.com
After the first 30 days of B-School, you’re free to cash in on your bonus, as long as you’re still in the program. If you get a refund, no dice.
Your bonus is good for 4 months from the start of B-School.
That means that if you need to delay starting the program, you still have time to come to me for copy help while you’re doing the course, or after.
We’ll schedule time when you’re ready. Or, if you’re the jump-on-in type, before you’re ready.
Want your bonus? I can only give it to you if you use this link.
This offer is good till Monday, March 4th, when the B-School cart closes.
Even if you don’t, and it’s not your thing, I still love you.
Love (see?), Laura
Ps – Here’s another bonus.
In addition to your free copy coaching Power Hour, I’ll give you a free pass to stare in my window for up to one minute without me shaming you. Rules:
The living room window, not the bedroom window.
You have to locate the window.
No lewd gestures (unless I make one first).
No flash photos.
I can photograph you. Like so:
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