Nobody likes to hear about your dreams.
That is, unless either a) they’re about the person you’re talking to (and that person had a sexy role in the dream) or b) they predict something that actually happened, and it doesn’t sound like you’re making it up.
I’ve had prophetic dreams twice.
You’ll like these, I’m really not making them up.
One was about a break-in in my apartment, where they stole my laptop, and the next day my friend called to say we couldn’t write together as planned because someone had broken in and stolen her laptop. Maybe that’s not so nuts, since she never locked her front door. It was bound to happen.
The other was about a lamp in my bedroom bursting into flames. And do you know what happened that week? The lamp in my bedroom burst into flames. The bulb burst, and then, flames. That dream made me think I might be a teeny bit psychic, and also made me think I should have a fire extinguisher.
I also like hearing about dreams that are so mundane that it’s like, “why bother?” Like when you have a dream that you loaded the dishwasher and then left it overnight without running it and the dishes smelled the next day. What a crazy dream, in that it’s crazy to waste dream time on it.
So the dream I had last night was all those things.
It came true when I woke up, it was mundane, and it was about you…if you’re the person I was talking to in it or if you relate to it. Sorry, that’s a mean tease.
Here it is: I dreamed that I was talking to someone who said, “You better pack only your good underwear.”
And I said, archly, “My ‘good underwear’ is one pair. And I wear them on my birthday. If that.”
I woke up and looked in my underwear drawer, and what do you know…it was true!
Do you ever have crazy future-telling dreams?
Any dreams about me?
Or other dreams you want to discuss?
I can’t believe I’m asking to hear about your dreams, but I am. TELL ME IN THE COMMENTS.