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Doggy nails to bacon: everything that’s wrong with our apartment

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I’m in love with our new apartment. I’m not allowed to post photos, because, Steven reminds me, it’s show-offy. I guess it’s show-offy to even reveal the reason he said not to. If I’d just said, “Steven won’t let me post pictures,” and left it at that, it could mean we live in a dump […]

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pet peeves, real estate

How To Prep Your Home For Nosy-Ass Strangers: 7 Key Steps

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If you’ve been following my real estate adventures here, you know that we’re selling our apartment.  Selling means having open houses, which means leaving your home for an hour and a half on a Sunday afternoon while groups of strangers troop through and touch your stuff. But before they come, how do you make sure […]

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marketing, real estate real estate

Luxury Crack Den Oasis! A guide to real-estate speak.

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My husband and I are looking for a new apartment. No, that’s not ours in the pic above. But we could still use an upgrade. We want a real kitchen, a second bathroom, and a second bedroom for my office. (For some reason, Steven doesn’t love having my piles of papers and DVDs in the […]

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